tumblr is SO dull. maybe im too old.

Wanted - someone to sit inside with me all summer, hiding from the sun with beer laughing at all the mongs enjoying the sun.

i just want to quickly find a job with a steady disposable income so i can treat myself daily and get all the tattoos i’ve been wanting for years and nice acrylic nails and my lips done and become totally self obsessed but not have to live in middlesbrough.

When you wake up in the morning you swing your legs out of bed and you put your feet on the ground and you stand up. You don’t scoot to the edge of the bed and look down to see if the floor is there. The floor is always there. Until it’s not.